Comments on: Favorite Moments in Literature, Re-Encountered Over the Shoulder of a Fellow Passenger on a Crowded Bus http://hotmetalbridge.org/2007/02/favorite-moments-in-literature-re-encountered-over-the-shoulder-of-a-fellow-passenger-on-a-crowded-bus/ published by MFA students at the University of Pittsburgh Sun, 04 Dec 2011 16:36:49 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: envernzet http://hotmetalbridge.org/2007/02/favorite-moments-in-literature-re-encountered-over-the-shoulder-of-a-fellow-passenger-on-a-crowded-bus/comment-page-1/#comment-23139 envernzet Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:29:31 +0000 http://hotmetalbridge.org/?p=16#comment-23139 There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?" There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

]]> By: inpurakip http://hotmetalbridge.org/2007/02/favorite-moments-in-literature-re-encountered-over-the-shoulder-of-a-fellow-passenger-on-a-crowded-bus/comment-page-1/#comment-22939 inpurakip Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:49:19 +0000 http://hotmetalbridge.org/?p=16#comment-22939 Test message Sorry me noob... Test message
Sorry me noob…

]]> By: Heisguppohisp http://hotmetalbridge.org/2007/02/favorite-moments-in-literature-re-encountered-over-the-shoulder-of-a-fellow-passenger-on-a-crowded-bus/comment-page-1/#comment-22912 Heisguppohisp Mon, 20 Oct 2008 01:10:09 +0000 http://hotmetalbridge.org/?p=16#comment-22912 Today good day :) The interesting name of a site - hotmetalbridge.org I yesterday 7 hours looked in a network So I have found your site :) The interesting site but does not suffice several sections! However this section is very necessary! Necessarily I shall advise your site to the friends! Forgive I is drunk :)) Today good day :)
The interesting name of a site – hotmetalbridge.org
I yesterday 7 hours
looked in a network So I have found your site :)
The interesting site but does not suffice several sections!
However this section is very necessary!
Necessarily I shall advise your site to the friends!
Forgive I is drunk :) )

]]> By: Boating Supplies http://hotmetalbridge.org/2007/02/favorite-moments-in-literature-re-encountered-over-the-shoulder-of-a-fellow-passenger-on-a-crowded-bus/comment-page-1/#comment-13351 Boating Supplies Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:22:54 +0000 http://hotmetalbridge.org/?p=16#comment-13351 <strong>Boating Supplies...</strong> Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair- Every day... Boating Supplies…

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair- Every day…

]]> By: Boating Supplies http://hotmetalbridge.org/2007/02/favorite-moments-in-literature-re-encountered-over-the-shoulder-of-a-fellow-passenger-on-a-crowded-bus/comment-page-1/#comment-13318 Boating Supplies Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:52:04 +0000 http://hotmetalbridge.org/?p=16#comment-13318 <strong>Boating Supplies...</strong> Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair- Every day more money i... Boating Supplies…

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair- Every day more money i…

]]> By: Trout http://hotmetalbridge.org/2007/02/favorite-moments-in-literature-re-encountered-over-the-shoulder-of-a-fellow-passenger-on-a-crowded-bus/comment-page-1/#comment-12644 Trout Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:58:04 +0000 http://hotmetalbridge.org/?p=16#comment-12644 <strong>Trout...</strong> In terms of statistics, Lake Erie is the trout fou... Trout…

In terms of statistics, Lake Erie is the trout fou…

]]> By: michael http://hotmetalbridge.org/2007/02/favorite-moments-in-literature-re-encountered-over-the-shoulder-of-a-fellow-passenger-on-a-crowded-bus/comment-page-1/#comment-161 michael Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:53:34 +0000 http://hotmetalbridge.org/?p=16#comment-161 Don't be put off seeing at least one film based on a Vonnegut novel. Slaughterhouse Five is funny, sharp and hasn't dated too much... Don’t be put off seeing at least one film based on a Vonnegut novel. Slaughterhouse Five is funny, sharp and hasn’t dated too much…

]]> By: Eduardo http://hotmetalbridge.org/2007/02/favorite-moments-in-literature-re-encountered-over-the-shoulder-of-a-fellow-passenger-on-a-crowded-bus/comment-page-1/#comment-98 Eduardo Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:33:59 +0000 http://hotmetalbridge.org/?p=16#comment-98 "Tripe" is a wonderful word. It should be used more often. “Tripe” is a wonderful word. It should be used more often.

]]> By: Adam http://hotmetalbridge.org/2007/02/favorite-moments-in-literature-re-encountered-over-the-shoulder-of-a-fellow-passenger-on-a-crowded-bus/comment-page-1/#comment-97 Adam Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:58:04 +0000 http://hotmetalbridge.org/?p=16#comment-97 Who wrote this self-indulgent tripe, and why does it go on so long? It was me, and I was unable to self-edit. Sorry, reading public. Who wrote this self-indulgent tripe, and why does it go on so long?

It was me, and I was unable to self-edit. Sorry, reading public.

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